Sunday, July 10, 2005

 

frog and scorpion

A frog and a scorpion are sitting on the banks of a river. Scorpion says, “Frog, can you swim me across the river?” Frog says, “No! you’ll sting me!” To which scorpion replies, “I wouldn’t do that, if I were to sting you we would both drown.” So as they are crossing the river, scorpion stings frog. As they are sinking into the river frog asks, “Why did you sting me?” “Because its the Middle East,” replies scorpion.

Comments:
And American soldiers rescued Scorpion, let Frog die in water, and took scorpion to Guatanamo.
 
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